albino-ottsel

when you think of something really cool but you’re not sure if it’s really from your imagination or a vague memory of something you saw

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do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool

There was a guy handing out “please save the animals go vegan” pamphlets and when I declined one and told him I was vegetarian he actually told me “That’s not good enough, you need to cut out animal products completely.”

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Way to be the poster boy for vegan stereotypes, you elitist jackass.

horaquan:

Jak and Daxter + female characters
quarterclever:

hippo-pot-o-mouse:

seananmcguire:

vaspider:

mybigfatgaylife:

jumpingpuddles:

bethanyactually:

jenndoesnotcare:

deservingporcupine:

averypottermormon:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

clockwork-superwholockian:

moriarty-is-back-mutha-fuckas:

hiddlesnugget:

skeletonflight:

bald-chekov:

benedictcumberhatchworth:

harmonyparkinglot:

toasted-rabbit:

roryintheink:

cogswithnooil:

pettyartist:

seldaran:

aya050:

frozen-dashie:

beaky-peartree:

plaid pizza

Black Pizza. Awesome.

Navy Blue Sub

Deep Azure Chicken

Denim Bagel.

Black Quesadilla

plaid coconut creme

Black Chicken

Black Shrimp Alfredo

BLACK LIQUORICE
HELL YEEEEEAHH

PLAID GELATO
Obviously it’s a band of schoolgirls who sing about cute things

Red Birth control???

Blue goldfish… Okthen

Black potatoe

black moth

grey popcorn

Blue loaded baked potato

Black cashew. Unless skirt doesn’t count, in which case - NAKED CASHEW! Which sounds like an excellent band name to me.

Blue Coffee. Bring it. We’re soulful strummers.

Starry Pickle

Naked Yogurt

Cammo Peanut Butter and the Crackers. Our first album will be titled “Sweet Honey.”

Purple Candy.

Cookie Monster’s Little Lamb.

no icecream

Batman pancakes

Pink Smiley Face Pizza.

quarterclever:

hippo-pot-o-mouse:

seananmcguire:

vaspider:

mybigfatgaylife:

jumpingpuddles:

bethanyactually:

jenndoesnotcare:

deservingporcupine:

averypottermormon:

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

clockwork-superwholockian:

moriarty-is-back-mutha-fuckas:

hiddlesnugget:

skeletonflight:

bald-chekov:

benedictcumberhatchworth:

harmonyparkinglot:

toasted-rabbit:

roryintheink:

cogswithnooil:

pettyartist:

seldaran:

aya050:

frozen-dashie:

beaky-peartree:

plaid pizza

Black Pizza. Awesome.

Navy Blue Sub

Deep Azure Chicken

Denim Bagel.

Black Quesadilla

plaid coconut creme

Black Chicken

Black Shrimp Alfredo

BLACK LIQUORICE

HELL YEEEEEAHH

PLAID GELATO

Obviously it’s a band of schoolgirls who sing about cute things

Red Birth control???

Blue goldfish… Okthen

Black potatoe

black moth

grey popcorn

Blue loaded baked potato

Black cashew. Unless skirt doesn’t count, in which case - NAKED CASHEW!

Which sounds like an excellent band name to me.

Blue Coffee. Bring it. We’re soulful strummers.

Starry Pickle

Naked Yogurt

Cammo Peanut Butter and the Crackers. Our first album will be titled “Sweet Honey.”

Purple Candy.

Cookie Monster’s Little Lamb.

no icecream

Batman pancakes

Pink Smiley Face Pizza.

creepyfantasies:

ovobun:

in which jak must defeat her 7 evil exes :>

and all 7 are erol in various costumes

creepyfantasies:

ovobun:

in which jak must defeat her 7 evil exes :>

and all 7 are erol in various costumes

tinyishimaru:

when you draw a character so much you memorize their design and you dont have to look at a reference

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meeko-fitz:

brokenponycutiemark:

Some background: I’ve worked in gaming since 1994. I’ve worked in video game QA (quality assurance) for 8 years.

This is the FINEST glitch I’ve ever seen ANYWHERE - and that includes the World of Warcraft “turn north and crash” bug I keep running into.

OMGGG

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.